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Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson Say In The Star Wars Prequel

Urko

10.You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.

5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."

3 comentarios

Marta -

Está en la Cartoon Network!

Urko -

Y dónde está esa serie?

Raúl -

y de paso podría cargarse a todos los crios que pueda, porque se supone que hay cientos de esos bastardetes entrenando para jedi.
Mientras podríais ver la serie de Clon Wars que es lo mejor que han hecho con La Saga desde El Retorno del Jedi